Why did i stay at my fat cousin's house? he's such a fatso and he always gibbing me a noogie! wa next morning i fill up wid 2 bowls of cherios and get bored watching him eat. i want to go outside and play but the lumox goes back for more toast! so, i got a new game out of the toy chest and had big plans for a new tree house, my other cousin (tubby's bro)showed me the tools in the garage and we started loading a wheelbarrow with saws, braces, nails, hinges,... it was going to be cool! I went back into the house for something and, what!? little porky was breaking into another box of cereal! I thought he was a fun kid but the tree house wasn't so fun any more. I was wondering what was wrong with my cousin? Well, we had to give up our plans because you know who came rolling out of the house and needed the wheelbarrow to pack his better half around in. He can't runto second base too fast either when he has to push that cart around all the time. He makes extra money in the summer since he likes to ride around on that ridder lawn mower. Once he gets on, he doesn't get off and he's a great fun at tailgate parties in the garage. It gets chilly after the lights come on and I never thought about him having the bottom bunk. I thought I was only quicker to get away from the noogie monster
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